Cricket-01

1.

Geoffrey Boycott during the lunch show: Sachin maybe a great batsmen but he has never been on the Lords honours boards !!!!!

Harsha Bhogle : So whose loss is it more, Sachin's or the honours board?

:)

2.

Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" ..

Ganguly: Do or die.

Sehwag: Do before you die.

Dravid: DO until they die.

Tendulkar: do that will never die...

Laxman: Do when everyone else die.

Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....

Dhoni: Do everything before luck die. :D

Extended Version...

Harbhajan: Let everyone Die waiting for me to DO
Ravindra Jadeja: Die but never DO
what about sreesanth? Dont Do but make everyone Die.?
I think Sreesanth is more of: Whenever I try to Do, I almost Die ... (my own teammates kill me out of frustration)



3.

Love the team.Fast Bowler bowls slower than the spinner. Spinner is a batsman. Batsman is a keeper & the keeper is now a Bowler ...(Dhoni Gang)

4.

If Tendulkar is the son that every mother would want, Dravid is the boy who every single girl would want to take to her mother.

5.

Gautam is taking x ray - will you open? okay.
Dhoni wants to bowl - will you keep? okay.
Over rate slow so captain banned - will you captain? okay
Sachin didn't hit 100 - will you hit? okay.
Zaheer has hamstring injury - will you bowl? erm... okay!

That's Dravid for Indian Cricket !!